Monday, December 10, 2012

My top ten

The top ten things I hate about living in Minnesota :


  • Driving anywhere when there is precipitation is a nightmare. Seriously, it's just rain/snow, deal with it.
  • People are absolutely rude. "Minnesota nice" my a$$.
  • The fact that you can start your car in the morning and need the heat on, and by the end of that same day you will use the air conditioning. 
  • Heading north on a highway on a Friday night in the spring, summer or fall will take you at least an extra 30 minutes because everyone is going "up north."
  • You can't have a nice summer day without the humidity being insanely high. 
  • Mosquitos are the most God-awful bug and/or insect known to man and they are not afraid to eat you alive.
  • Going to the Mall of America on a Saturday afternoon during the Christmas season...you may as well put me in a red dress for the running of the bulls. 
  • Snow emergencies. Where the hell are we supposed to park?!?
  • Yes, I know we live in "the state of hockey," but don't look at me like I have a third eye when I tell you I can't stand the sport.
  • Last, but certainly not least, the word is pop, not soda, it's a can of POP.

Until we meet again. 

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